Watching through a mirror, as I fall apart

I rock a lawsuit when I’m going to court.
A white suit when I’m gettin’ divorced.
A black suit at the funeral home.
And my birthday suit when I’m home alone.


Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via gh0st-walking)


If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via gh0st-walking)